This Broken Chant

Leek De Jour

Is Potato Leek the perpetual soup of the day? They should change the name to Potato Gleek soup as I'd be more inclined to order it in that form.

Beep

I try to time my opening of the microwave to the exact second before the timer goes off. Sometimes I miscalculate and open the door a moment too late. Can someone invent a microwave that stops beeping after the door is opened? I get it, you are done heating my goodness. This is why I opened the door. Are you letting my roommate know that I am ready to eat? If so, he doesn't care. Let me enjoy your warm creation in peace. Yum yum.